"Arthur, you have not been invited to this party."

SOMETHING IS IN MY HOUSE AND I CANT SEE IT AND IT IS EATING ME ALIVE!!!!!!

Might be bed bugs, might be body lice.

I have huge bites all over my body and they itch and itch and I am trying to rip my skin off in sheets because it itches so much.

I hope it is body lice.

Because if it is, that means I don't have to destroy all my craft supplies and my whole life.

If it is bed bugs, I have to get rid of all my drawing books and magazines, and zines, and clothing patterns and collage material [boxes and boxes of cut paper] and then I WILL CRY FOREVER AND EVER UNTIL THE WORLD IS UNDERWATER



not really.
but i will be real sad.
i will also shoot everything.

this is all.

Dream skirt project

So this fabric

http://www.sewmamasew.com/store/all-fabric/vintage-ribbons-yellow-yuwa--YKVIRBYLW.html

With this pattern

http://www.mesewcrazy.com/2011/11/pr-tutorials-week-5-fishtail-circle.html


Did I mention the inside fabric will be a light yellow and white vert stripe pattern and the skirt will be high waisted with a sailor button front?


Oh yeah, I went there...





I only need 3 yrds of fabric! Please donate so I can make my vision come true!


Pwwwwwease?

First order of business...

Hey so this is me..

DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF is my motto.
I am a native New Yawker.
I am a country mouse and a city rat.
I go to BC for Creative Writing.
I want to be a librarian.
I am a radical anarchofeminist.
I am Swedish and Italian.
I can order coffee and read a train schedule in Italian.
I can sing lullabies and name flowers in Swedish.
I am a six time gold medal champion trash picker and thrifter.
I can sew skirts, silk screen, crochet, make collages, design in photoshop, make badges, arrange flowers, embroider, alter tshirts into practically anything, make jewelry from beads and bits of metal I find on the street, I also write real good.
This summer I am starting a garden and getting chickens.
I will call them Gertrude and Estelle.
I have a serious addiction to googling baby "insert animal"
This blögg will be used to post pictures of projects I am working on or have finished, things that inspire me, and objects of my lusty crafty desire.
(Also pictures of animals...)









Kram!!!

emma karin